Jokes | चुटकुले

Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?

Jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai-
Bas kar mere baap

The ultimate line told by every parent 2 dear child 'beta dil laga k padai karo' ab unhe kaun samjhaye Dl lagane k bad pdi hoti hai kya.

Agar Anupam kher Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

ßeta: Kya is martaba abbu eliction me khare ho rahe hain?
Maa: Wo mere saamne toh khare ho nahi sakte....
Élection me kya khare honge¿?

Teacher: Humey garibon k sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.
Student: Acha ab samjh me aaya.
Teachr: Kya?
Studnt: Yahi k papa aksar Padosan ko galay q lagate hain.

jin ask man :hukumm mere aaka main tumhare liye kya paish karoon,
man:mujhe rehne ke liye ik makan de.
jin:aaka agar mere pass makan hota tou main kya bottle main raheta.

Baap: beta jab koi buzurg khara ho to apni jaga usay baithnay k liye de diya karo.

Ek din beta apnay baap ki god mein baitha tha k dada aa gaye. Beta ek dam se khara hua aur kehne laga: aayen dadajan yahan baithe

'WHISKY' me mujhe'VISHNU' dikhe,'RUM' me dikhe 'RAM','BEAR' me dikhe 'BRAMHA', to desi me 'HANUMAN'. Kis-kis ka tyag karu , Har 'BOTTLE' me 'BHAGWAN''...

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai

A Santa enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab

Santa : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

Apna dimag check karne ki tarkeeb ?

Cow ke paas sir jhuka kar khade ho jao

Agar wo paas aati hai to bhusa bhara hai
Agar door jaati hai to goba

Poem luvd by girls.
Husband humara aisa ho,wallet me jisk paisa ho.lambi jiski hight ho.Guse ka wo Lite ho.jb sas se meri Fght ho,kahe jaanu Tum hi Ryt Ho..!

A memon on his death time ..
My wife Where r u ?
Wife : yes i m here
Memon :My sons , My daughters r u all here ?
Yes Papa …

To phir yeH barabar waly room ka pankha kiun chal rha hy …

Aaj private job walo ki Zindgi ka kya Haal ho gaya hai 8Am se 8Pm tak boss jeene nahi deta aur 8Pm k baad Ashok Gehlot peene Nahi deta,... ... .

hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

Dil ka kaha 1 kam kar do,
pyari si muskurahat mere naam kar do,
aaj duniya pe 1 ehsan kar do
Ghar se nange niklo aur pure mohalle ko hairan kar do.....

Do u know full form of “dairy milk”?(darling always I remember u, meet immediately 4a long kiss.”that’s why girl ask 4 dairy milk”

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!

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ICE-CREAM 4 U
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Zayada Muskurao Mat

Ager HIMMAT Hai Too Kha K Dekho?!!!

RAVAN: cigarate hai kya
HANUMAN: nahi hai
RAM: ek packet hai na
HANUMAN:chup rahiye aap prabhu uske 10 sir hai pura packet pee jayega

result aa gaya....
aisa maazak eng.. students ke saath nahi karna cahiye ...jaan leva ho sakta hai

2 mendak baithe the.
1 bola: tarr.
2ra bola: tarr.
1 fir bola: tarr.
2ra fir bola: tarr.
1 bola: farr.
to 2ra bola: yaar! tu topic change mat kar..

Reporter: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar dont have clothes to wear

Laalu: U FOOL,tum FASHION TV dekhe ho? Rich women bhi clothes nahin pehanti hai. Yeh fashionwa ha

Doctor to pehlwan aap ka kandha kese utr geya?
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Pehlwan: janaab bache ka bage utha liya tha.

Teacher: Aasmaan mein udne wali chiz Ande deti hai, Aur zameen pe rahne wali Bachche deti hai. Kaun c chiz aisse hai jo Aasmaan me udti hai par Bache Zameen par deti hai?
Santa: Airhostess !

Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

Teacher:
sach or veham mae kia ferk hai?

student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo sach hai

lakin

Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain..

Gabbar: Buhat Yarana Lagta Hai.
Kalia: Sardar Mujhse Kia pooch Rahay Ho Apni Behen Se Poocho.

Gabbar: Tera Kia Hoga Kalia
Kalia : Sardar Dua Karo Larka Ho Jaye….

Santa ne apni sagai tod di kyonki ladki kuwari thi?
Santa: jo kisi ki na ho saki wo meri kya hogi!!!

Ap ki 5 khobian…

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Zindagi mein koe acha kaam kia hota to aaj ye jaga khali na hoti….1:-@

I Can't Msg U Till 2 Weeks.

I'm Goin To USA

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Nothing Speecial. Sala Bush Ne

White House Ka Rent Nahi Diya.

Vasool Karna Hai