Jokes for Topic: General

Ik Gadha: Yaar mera maalik Lallu mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Doosra Gadha: To tu bhag kyo nahi jata?

Pehla Gadha: Bhag to jaaun par vahan future bahut bright hai. Malik ki khubsurat beti jab sharat karti hai to vo usko kehta hai teri shadi kise gadhe se hi karunga. Bus isi umeed pe baitha hoon !!!!

Santa horse par ja raha tha.

Voh red light jump karta hai.

Police vala siti bajata hai.

Santa ghode ki tail opar kar ke kehata hai: Le karle number note.

Teachar-2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,jinhe nashte me nhi kha skte
Santa-Sir,LUNCH AUR DINNER

MASTI
Teacher: Tum school kyu aate ho? Nikhil: Vidhya ke liye sir. Teacher: Phir tum soo kyu rahe ho? Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye.

Mungerilal ko 20 saal baad bachha hua!
Wo udaas ho gaya!
Naurangilal- Yaar udaas kyun hai?
Mungerilal- Yaar! 20 saal baad bachha hua wo bhi itna sa??

Ladkiwale Hamko Ladka Pasand Hai Shadi Kab Krni Hai? Ladkewale Abhi To Ladka Study Kar Raha Hai, Ladkiwale Hamari Ladki Koun Si Bandariy H Jo Kitab Faad Degi

Circuit : Bhai jail ko Hindi mey Hawalat kyun kehte hai ?



Bhai: Boley to jail mein Khane ko Hawa aur Laat hi milte hai.

ustaad pathan se pakistan k kitny soobay hay?
pathan (4)
ustaad sahabash un k naam batao pathan: mashrik, maghrib, shumal, junoob.

Banta Ki Maa- Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se?

Banta : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Reverse) Gear.

Unse Pyar Karke Kismat Jaag Gayi; Wah-Waah-

Unse Pyar Karke Kismat Jaag Gayi; Wah Waah-!

Itne Love Letter Post Kiye Ki Woh POSTMAN Ke Saath Bhag Gayi...

Wife-Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho
Husband-Tum Be To Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho
Wife-Me To Maa Ban Ne Wali Hu
Husband-Me Be To Baap Ban Ne Wala Hu
5 days, 23 hours ago by via web

Boy:'Dear! Look into my eyes,what do you see? Tell honestly' Girl:'true love' Boy:'O True love wali ! ! ! Machar najar nahi aya kya? Jaldi nikal.'..

Gabbar:
ae murgi tune ek anda kyu diya. tujhe darr nahi lagta
Murgi:
sardar darr lagta hai tabhi to ek diya hai warna main to murga hu

Ek bus mein bahut bheed hone ke karan ek ladki ne ek ladke se kaha, “are bhaijaan jara side toh dena” Ladka: Are kyon konfuse karti hai ya toh bhai bol ya jaan bol

Ek admi PATHAN ko mar raha tha. Logon ne poocha k kyon mar rahay ho?
Wo bola: Sala ek ghantay se pooch raha hai… Ramzan ki jhandiyan kahan se milengi?

Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to Engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaayengi??
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jaayengi.. ;-)

Teachar- 'AGAR BATTI' Ka Muhaavra Banao

Santa-AGAR Batti Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hai..

RAAZ-Aj BV ne Bahut Mara

FARAZ-Kyu?

RAAZ-I was kissing Katrena

FARAZ- Wow Katrena Kaif?

RAAZ-Nhi Yar Meri Nokrani Katrena

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!

Snta Ko Elecrtic Chair P Bitha K Maut Ki Saza
Sunai Gai

Jalad-Aakhri Khuahish Kya Hai?

Snta-Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai Mera Hath Pakad Le

Santa went to see a girl for marriage
Girls Parents decided to let them be alone to talk
Santa: Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Girl: Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE

1st boy : mujh se panga mat lo apun sher da puttar hai.
2nd boy : yar ek bat to batao. sher ghar aya tha ya aunty jungle gaee thein.

Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!” Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job.”

Autowala: Sab 30 rupiya hua.

Santa: Ye le 15 rupe.

Autowala: Ye to beymani hai

Santa: Abe beymani kasi, tu b to baet k aya hai, adha tu de.

Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se Pucha,Yaar India Ka Tarakki Q Nehi Hota?1st Dost Reply-Jis Desh Ki Logo ka naam A.K. Dhar,T.K. Kar,Jis Desh Ki Biscuit Ka Naam 'PARLE MARIE',Oil Ka Naam 'SHALI MAR' Us Desh ki tarakki Keise Hoga?

Ek Chuhey Ne Ek Pura Suit Kutr K Kha Liya Magar Wo Fir b Bhukh Se Mar gya

Kyuki

Wo Suit

MaLLika Shearwat
Ka tha...

Texi Wala-Sir Sorry

Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha

Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?

GOLU-Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi
Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu

Aaj Maine ek Jaan Bachai,Pucho Kaise?

Ek Bhikhari Ko Maine Pucha
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?

Wo Bola-Khushi Se Mar Jauga!

To maine use paise nahi diye..!

GOLU Ne A.C Lgwaya
MOLU-Apko To Sardi Bahut Lagti He?
GOLU-Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya He
Garam Hwa Andar Or Thndi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai

SANTA- maine apni biwi ko 12th karwayi
Fir B.Sc,Fir M.Sc,Fir usko job b lagwa di.Ab OR kya karWAU?BANTA- acha sa ladka dekh k shadi b karde

Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun

Wife:
Meine
'GADHO' par research ki Hai,

wo apni
'GADHI'
ke siwa kisi aur 'GADHI' ko dekhta tak nahi!