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Kal raat bahut dino ke baad kitaab kholi to ehsaas hua Ki kitaab kholne ke baad jo need aati hai wo neend ki Golo khane ke baad bhi nahi aati

TUDENT LYF
9am-wakeup
10am-breakfast
11am-thnkng 2 score 80%
1pm-lunch den sleep
5pm-tea
6pm-thnkng 2 score 60%
9pm-diner
10pm-BHAGWAN BAS PAS KRDe

exam ka sabse hansi wala samay kaun sa hai
jab ham paper mai kuch nahi likhe ho aur teacher kahe apni copy chupao bagal wala dekh raha hai

Engr's k dilo ki awaz...
Zndgi ka rukh mod denge,
Sari bndishen tod denge...
Ye sem jaise-taise pass ho jaye yar....
Nxt sem mein pakka fodd denge...

May ur xams be like d pieces of chocolate cake,very easy and satisfying and tasting marvelous alot of love for a nice person and wish u good luck

Two Reasons To Give
Exam …

1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
In Self Meditation. . .

2. You Can See Your Teachers
Being Bored … Who Usually
Bore You …

Students Attitude :-

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At The Time Of Exam Preparation:-

Ah V Ho Gya :D

Ah V Ho Gya ((:

Ah V Ho Gya xD

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In EXAM: Ah Ki Ho Gya :o

Quote 4 students-
2 days before the exam-We refer foreign author
1 day before exam-We refer local author
On the day of exam-We r the authors

A last ball six
A last ball wkt
A last min goal
A last min move often wins d game.
thats why
'WE'
r stil confident that
A Last night study can win an exam:-)

Special yoga for highly stressed students

sit on your chair bend your head back

close your eyes slowly completely relex & say
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Bhad me gayi degree...........

Exam k liye har book parh li maine
Dost
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Dua hai FACE’BOOK se bhi koi sawal aa jaye....

Exam is a way by crossing which,
A student enters into
New world of studies,
Experience and also
New world of friends.

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.

Exams r near
At d paper u stare
The answer is nowhere
It makes u pull ur hair
Grades r not fair
But just lik d past 15 yrs
We don’t care!

As long as learning is linked with earning,
As long as jobs can only be reached through studying,
We must take this examination system seriously.
Best of luck!

It takes
3 months for a Writer
2 months for a Doctor
1 month for a Lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a Student
To read a 1000 pages book
All the best!

Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as
and lastly he writes..
Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.

Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..

Forgot me na..??

Enjoying wid ur frnz so much that u actually forgot me....!


But I promse i'll meet u very soon, just wait
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University Exam..! :)

Student's life:-

Whole year:

DISCO DEWANE AAH HAA..

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Last 2 days b 4 exam:

SHIRDI WALE SAI BABA AAYA HAI TERE DARR PE...

n Rockstar-'toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!'....
In exams-'chhute hue chapter se hi
Questions nikalta hai!!

EXAMS OFFER
Take a SLIP to the EXAM HALL & show it to ur nearest TEACHER & WIN a FREE TRIP 2 PRINCIPAL's room & Enjoy unlimited HOLIDAYS!!!!
Gud ni8!!!:-)

Latest Exam time song - 'subah hone na de,
saath khone na de,
ek dusre ko hum sone na de' Warna
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. Milega zero... o O o o
Milega zero... o O o O :o

IF WE WANT TO SEE NEXT DAY WE MUST PASS ON FROM NIGHT SAME WAY IF WE WANT TO GO TO NEXT CLASS WE HAVE TO CLEAR EXAM. HAY!!!! ALL THE BEST FOR EXAM

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?
All the best!

Anatomy of Exams
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-Bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
All the best!

Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!

Waqt bhi sikhata hai,
aur teacher bhi..
Par dono mein fark hota hai,
Teacher sikha kar imtihan leta hai,
aur
Waqt imtihan lekar sikhata hai.

4 things boys do in the Exam Hall :
1. Counting the teachers in their row
2. Counting the fans & tubelights
3. Eating their pen
4. Thinking of studyin seriosly for the next exams.
4 things girls do in the Exam Hall :
1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. And Just Write....
Chahe aata ho ya na aata ho

Kisi ne sach he kaha hai…

‘Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain Door..
Wah Wah,
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain door….

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Wo Question Exam me ate hain Zaror.

Dil mein halka sa shor ho raha hai
Bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai
Kahi aisa to nahi ke
Ek pyaara dost
Bina Good Night kare hi
So raha hai?

Wife:Apko pata hai mr.R apni patni ko kiss karke hi office jate hai,lekin apne kabhi ki. Husband:Chahta to mein bhi hu,lekin mr.R ki biwi nahi manegi